Bella Thorne Is Back Into Chicks Again, If That’s Something You’ve Been Waiting For

Fashion’s favorite swamp thing is having a fling with a desperate YouTuber. This relationship is like if Buffalo Wild Wings hooked up with T.G.I. Friday’s. More »


The Buttqueen Got A Foot Rub And Said Something About Equality

“I think all women should be equal to men… except for Olga. She’s only good for rubbing the bunions on my feet.” More »


Heidi Klum is Single… And Topless

Heidi Klum has confirmed her split with Vito Schnabel. We’re coping with the sad news by posting pictures of the couple at their best moment (when Heidi’s boobs were out). More »


Hailey Baldwin’s Side Boob Buys Its Own Groceries

Hailey Baldwin has one of the most independent pairs of breasts in Hollywood and we’re very proud of them. More »


Miley Cyrus Reprimands Fan for Looking Up Her Skirt After Wearing See-Through Pants

Miley Cyrus will show you her vagina when she’s damn well ready! More »


Wahlburgers Needs to Ketchup on Rent Payments

Mark Wahlberg, fresh off an eight digit contract with AT&T, probably doesn’t give a shit that his kid brother sucks at running a burger franchise anyway. More »


Kylie Jenner is Pregnant… With A Publicity Baby

This is exactly what they want… More »


Kevin Hart’s Sex Tape Mistress is Doing Photoshoots Now

She’s claiming that both she and Kevin Hart are victims of this whole extortion business going on, but that doesn’t mean she’s not cashing in on the free pub! More »


Audio of Kathy Griffin’s Neighbor Going Berserk On Her

This guy is pissed and you can almost feel his double gizzard wobble around when he annunciates the F-word. It’s great! More »


Stephen Tyler’s Bulge: Cock Piece or Just Weird Old Balls?

I know what you’re thinking and I agree: I can’t believe someone pays me to write this stuff either. More »


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